Ha, made you look.
But it was a pregnancy scare of sorts that got me onto the front page of the Huffington Post UK recently, when I wrote about being mistaken for an *actual pregnant person* on the train.
It’s as yet unclear whether a wardrobe malfunction or my penchant for Monster Munch was to blame for this humiliating incident. Still, at least it’s given you all a good laugh.
Photo via Huffington Post